I'z In The Internetz, Savin Yur Souls

You'll be glad to know that even if you spend huge (like moi) amounts of time surfin, you are still being watched over.

Yes the internet has it's own patron saint:
Saint Isidore of Seville.

Although I presume that when he was Archbishop of Seville c.601, he probably didn't have his own PC, never mind a high speed connection.